[001] Although I was born in Germany, my family is Volga German, meaning, German from Russia. 
[002] I started talking at 9 months. 
[003] I was 2 years old when I got my ears pierced. 
[004] I lived a lot of my childhood in a town of 7 streets and 1 main road. It was called Ovid (Colorado), which, was 1 block of corn away from Nebraska. 
[005] I’ve never seen electrical storms as amazing as the ones that I saw when I lived there. 
[006] I love puzzles. 
[007] I saw a UFO once...I swear that’s what it was. 
[008] I was in 3rd grade the first time that I ever got busted by the police. It sucked. 
[009] I got a D on the first short story that I ever wrote. Sea Hags that hate children should not be teachers at elementary schools. 
[010] I used to rock out to Pac Man Fever and think that it ruled. 
[011] My vision is 20/15. 
[012] I laugh out loud at fart jokes. 
[013] I love snakes. 
[014] I love to play in abandon buildings and houses. 
[015] I’ve loved Iron Maiden since the 6th grade. A boy named Ryan, who sat next to me, introduced me to them...he also told me Ratt was cool, and I believed him. 
[016] I have always had weird hang ups with time and existence. 
[017] I went to Catechism on Wednesday’s, Church on Sunday’s, and Sister School in the summers until I was 12. 
[018] I then became a bad teenager. 
[019] I can’t remember life without Slayer. 
[020] I never set anything on fire or killed anybody because heavy metal music told me to. 
[021] Ginger Snaps is my favorite werewolf movie. 
[022] I had two best friends in 8th grade and they are still my best friends today. 
[023] Venom was my favorite band in 8th grade, Darkthrone is my favorite band now, but sometimes it's Finntroll. 
[024] I put forth serious effort to try and open the gates of the Necronomicon in 8th grade. I failed. 
[025] I wrote my first ever bad poem in an 8th grade math class. 
[026] My first job was at McDonalds when I was 15. It lasted about a month. 
[027] I’ve had over 47 jobs in my life so far. 
[028] I hate mayonnaise; I’ve hated it since birth. 
[029] Buffy the Vampire Slayer is my hero. 
[030] Robert Anton Wilson writes most of my favorite books. 
[031] Burritos are my favorite food. 
[032] Current 93 was my favorite band for like 10 some odd years. I once flew to New York to see them play live on Samhain. 
[033] I wish Voivod would record their cover of Holiday in Cambodia (Dead Kennedy’s) because it was one of the coolest covers I’ve ever heard and I want to hear it again. 
[034] I used to own a Metallica skateboard. I bought it with money that I bummed at school. 
[035] I owned my first car when I was 18, but since I was an automobile bomber pilot and didn’t give a damn, I killed it in like three or four months. 
[036] I didn’t get another car again until I was 28. 
[037] I got my first apartment when I was 18. 
[038] I was back living with my mother by 19 and leeched off her until I was 24. 
[039] I was fired from my job 2 weeks after I moved out. 
[040] I got my revenge. 
[041] I’ve never done cocaine, meth, heroin, opium, crack and nor do I ever plan to. 
[042] I am a horrible coffee/caffeine junkie. 
[043] I also fully support psychedelics. 
[044] I loved the acid/freaky cults phase of the 60’s even though I didn’t exist yet. 
[045] I like disco. 
[046] I got my first computer in 1991. It ran DOS and didn’t do much else. 
[047] I was only ever suspended from school once. I was in the 8th grade and it was for having alcohol on campus. 
[048] I was cleaning out my closet when Jeffery Dahmer was arrested. 
[049] I went to a bar on my 21st birthday and drank coffee. 
[050] I suck at karaoke. 
[051] I can’t sing, but I do it all time. 
[052] I believe in ghosts, goblins, demons and other such supernatural things because I want them to be real. 
[053] The word poppycock makes me laugh out loud every time I hear it. 
[054] People who randomly break at green lights infuriate me. 
[055] I started college to be a mortician only to be horrified by how corporate the mortuary industry has become. 
[056] I changed my major to English. 
[057] Shortly thereafter, I dropped out of school. 
[058] I have since returned, first majoring in physics, and now majoring in English again. 
[059] I wish that I could teleport. 
[060] I pierced my nose with a map tack one day before school when I was 16. 
[061] I don’t have any tattoos, but I do have a few “artistic” scars. 
[062] I fully support pornography. 
[063] I saw a psychotherapist for more years than I care to admit. 
[064] The government paid for it; taxpayers who are against such things should be grateful. 
[065] I loathe and despise rules, laws, limits and boundaries of any kind. 
[066] I am a hypocrite, just like everybody else. 
[067] I like to believe that I can do anything, no matter how irrational, impossible, or illogical. 
[068] I believe you can change the past. 
[069] I have no children. 
[070] I don’t plan to ever have any children. 
[071] I fear very little, and what I do fear, annoys me greatly. 
[072] I like to conquer. 
[073] I am a mighty warrior. 
[074] I am also extremely sarcastic and cynical. 
[075] I once sat on a bus behind a bald man whose head was so shiny I had to lick it--it made him smile. It’s a good thing I’m cute. 
[076] I was once fired from a job on my birthday. I was hired and fired from that job 3 times. 
[077] I like to be alone. I have no issues with being alone. 
[078] I don’t like drama and tend to avoid people who thrive on it. 
[079] I had blood red hair for a year. Trying to dye it back was worse hell than dying blonde back from black. 
[080] I deal with my problems by mocking and laughing at them. 
[081] I keep my life simple and refuse to do things or get involved in situations that might make me miserable. 
[082] I can and do say no. 
[083] I once made a dress out of pop can tabs and safety pins that was featured on Ripley’s Believe it or Not. 
[084] I’d rather be poor and have a job that makes me happy then have money and a job that makes me want to kill. 
[085] I watch more reality television than is healthy. 
[086] I wish that I could take credit for writing the song Transylvania by Mutiilation. 
[087] I’m finding that writing this list of 100 things is very difficult. 
[088] I can’t stand people who talk in cliché’s and proverbs unless it’s Jessica, and then it’s cute. 
[089] I don’t believe in good and evil, I think it’s circumstantial. 
[090] I think the stereotypical portrayal of evil is beautiful. 
[091] Scaly little demon things with sharp pointy teeth and forked tongues look absolutely cute and cuddly to me. 
[092] I’m really hard on carpet for some reason. 
[093] I just bought a postcard of dogs playing poker for my friend Nick. I hope he likes it. 
[094] I can’t help but think that even if there is reincarnation, I don’t get to remember this life, so really, I only get to live once. 
[095] I’ve never been suicidal because I’m too curious to see what happens next. 
[096] I always make a bigger mess when I clean and take peculiar enjoyment in trying to put it back together again better. 
[097] I can’t remember the last time I slept like a “normal” person. 
[098] If this were a list of only one-hundred things, this line wouldn’t be here. 
[099] I hope to someday come up with a cure for sleep. 
[100] I believe in everything. 
[101] I’ve torn up or set fire to every journal that I’ve ever kept.